nacritico's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 161 (From 34 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,380 Points

Hippolyta

Epic Fail Unlocked 3/13/10
5 Points
Fail 20 times
Small Dodger Unlocked 3/13/10
5 Points
Dodge 20 small high obstacles
Small Jumper Unlocked 3/13/10
5 Points
Jump 20 small ground obstacles
Farm Massacre 5 Points Kill 20 farmers
Medium Dodger 5 Points Dodge 20 medium high obstacles
Medium Jumper 5 Points Jump 20 medium ground obstacles
Fight In The Shade 10 Points Block 20 volleys of arrows
Large Dodger 10 Points Dodge 20 large high obstacles
Large Jumper 10 Points Jump 20 large ground obstacles
Mano-A-Mano 10 Points Block 20 duelists
Think Fast! 10 Points Dodge 10 rider attacks
Trample Mania 10 Points Jump 20 hoplites
Was That a Fly? 10 Points Dodge 20 volleys of arrows
Cover Up 25 Points Unlock all armor
Eat My Dust 25 Points Outrun 10 riders
Cat And Mouse 50 Points Survive 5 minutes in Pursuit
Long Day 50 Points Complete Story mode
Survivor 50 Points Survive 5 minutes in Survival
Hell And Back 100 Points Complete hardcore mode
The Spice Of Life 100 Points Unlock all game modes

Medals Earned: 3/20 (15/500 points)

Human Centipede: The Game

Reading Rainbow Unlocked 5/24/10
5 Points
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Grave Damage 10 Points Destroy 100 tombstones
Hop A Cop 10 Points Bypass a cop by moving over him
Nice Aim 25 Points Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
Raise The Roofie 25 Points collect 3 roofies in a single level
Speedy Pedey 25 Points Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Antivenom 50 Points Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Donut Break 50 Points Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Pede Gatherer 50 Points Achieve 50,000 points
Cop Killa 100 Points Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Pede Master 100 Points Achieve 100,000 points
Dieter's Laser Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Together Forever Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)

In Utero

Supasperm Unlocked 9/28/09
25 Points
Beat the first level.
Impotent Unlocked 9/28/09
100 Points
Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Preggerz Unlocked 9/28/09
100 Points
Beat the game.
Aborted 25 Points Kill the boss without dying.

Medals Earned: 3/4 (225/250 points)

Level Up!

Gem Collector Unlocked 11/28/09
5 Points
Collect 100 Gems.
Time Waster 5 Points Play to day 7 and beyond.
Gem Connoisseur 10 Points Collect All Giant Gems.
Gem Hoarder 10 Points Collect 400 Gems.
Moving the Mail 10 Points Find all the checkpoints in the level.
Dashing Course Legend 25 Points Beat the Super Dashing Course in under 25 seconds.
Fountain of Knowledge 25 Points Fill out every entry in the Codex.
Gem Addict 25 Points Collect every Red Gem on the Level.
Mad Skills 25 Points Buy every skill.
Grinding Maniac 50 Points Max out every single level type.
Heartbreaker 50 Points Defeat Nightmare with only 1 LOVE level.
Insomniac 50 Points Complete the game without ever sleeping.
Obsessive 100 Points Get 100% completion.

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/390 points)

Lifeguard Larry Deluxe

Dive right in! Unlocked 7/29/10
5 Points
The fastest route isn't always the best one.
Following instructions... Unlocked 7/29/10
5 Points
I think you missed a step in there somewhere...
HEADSHOT! Unlocked 7/29/10
5 Points
HEY! Watch where you are pointing that thing!
The gambler Unlocked 7/29/10
5 Points
LOOK out for PoolSharks.
Butterfly Effect Unlocked 7/29/10
10 Points
Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.
GET OVER HERE! Unlocked 7/29/10
10 Points
Scorpion would be proud.
I'm not dead yet! Unlocked 7/29/10
10 Points
One of these days Alice... straight to the Moon!
Statuesque Unlocked 7/29/10
10 Points
I wish every lifeguard made his pool as safe as you!
Thumb up your butt Unlocked 7/29/10
10 Points
What were you doing?
We're gonna need a bigger boat. Unlocked 7/29/10
25 Points
Duh Dum.... Duh Dum... Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum!

Medals Earned: 10/10 (95/95 points)

Madness Accelerant

A WINNER IS YOU Unlocked 10/2/09
25 Points
Beat the game.
Face Off 10 Points Let out all your aggression.
Pacifist 25 Points Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
True Face of Evil 25 Points Reveal the true face of evil!
Madness Mode 50 Points Defeat Madness Mode!

Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/135 points)

Manhattan Project

Pump up the Volume Unlocked 6/26/10
5 Points
Reach chaos for the first time
Extinction Unlocked 6/26/10
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I came prepared. Unlocked 6/26/10
25 Points
Purchase the turret upgrade before the 8th day.
E=MCpwned Unlocked 6/26/10
50 Points
Cause enough chaos to reach the x5 Multiplier
Einstein Approves 25 Points Buy the Atomic Bomb
Hero-shima 25 Points Purchase all of the store upgrades.
You must be a relative... 50 Points Save up $30,000 in earnings.
Teacher's Pet 100 Points Beat the game before reaching the 20th Day

Medals Earned: 4/8 (90/290 points)

Miami Shark

Apache Unlocked 10/8/09
25 Points
Crush the Apache Helicopter
LearJet Unlocked 10/8/09
25 Points
Crush the Lear Jet
Mini Unlocked 10/8/09
25 Points
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Sheriff Unlocked 10/8/09
25 Points
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Beluga Unlocked 10/8/09
50 Points
Crush the Airbus Beluga
SpaceShuttle Unlocked 10/8/09
50 Points
Crush the Space Shuttle
B2 50 Points Crush the B-2 Spirit
B52 50 Points Crush the B-52 Fortress
B747 50 Points Crush the Boeing 747
Concorde 50 Points Crush the Concorde
Ducks 50 Points Kill 15 Ducks
Sailor 50 Points Crush 95 Sailing Yachts

Medals Earned: 6/12 (200/500 points)

Portal Defenders

Big Fuzzy Hug Unlocked 11/1/09
5 Points
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
BoM-nivore Unlocked 11/1/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Exasperated Unlocked 11/1/09
5 Points
View the game walkthrough.
First Blood Unlocked 11/1/09
5 Points
Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man Unlocked 11/1/09
5 Points
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Chamber Maid Unlocked 11/1/09
10 Points
Defeat Mindchamber.
Doer of Radical Wrong Unlocked 11/1/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fishmonger Unlocked 11/1/09
10 Points
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
ZAMBONI Unlocked 11/1/09
10 Points
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Ambiguous Duo Unlocked 11/2/09
25 Points
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Konami 5 Points Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
BFFs 25 Points Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Hollow Weiner 25 Points Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Nose Diver 25 Points View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Zombiieez! 25 Points Eat 5 brains in one game.
Finesser 50 Points Beat the game without using bombs.
King of the Portal 50 Points Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Kitty Litter 50 Points Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Vegan 50 Points Beat the game without eating any guts.
Over-achiever 100 Points Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Creditz Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Juggler Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Horde Fighter Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 10/23 (90/540 points)

Santa Fu!

Sounds Good Unlocked 12/25/09
10 Points
Listen to all songs
Turbo Power Unlocked 12/25/09
10 Points
Beat Level 1
Oh Fudge Unlocked 12/25/09
25 Points
Beat Level 2
Elfinator 25 Points Kill 10 of each elf type
Yellow Snow 25 Points Beat Level 3
Nutcracker 50 Points Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Paindeer 50 Points Beat Level 4
Santa Fu Disciple 50 Points Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Santa Fu Master 50 Points Beat the final level without losing any energy
Determined 100 Points Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
King O' Christmas! 100 Points Beat Level 5

Medals Earned: 3/11 (45/495 points)