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Chain letters

Posted by nacritico - September 3rd, 2007

I can't believe the amount of stupid which is posting things about dieing in the portal reviews, and yet, they continue spreding without getting banned.
I mean, people: "GET A LIFE, DAMN IT!"; how can it be that you spare your time making stupid chain spreeds?, its's not funny, is annoying, and it makes people wanna hit you in the head with a hammer.
The best think I've found this far is this one:
Hi, I am Teddey! I am some random loser on NewGrounds who has nothing productive to do with his spare time so I go around putting chain letters on random movies and games and I threaten to kill anybody who reads this and doesn't spread the word.

Case 1:
Patty Buckles doesn't believe in chain letters so she didn't send it to anybody... THAT'S BECAUSE SHE HAS A LIFE!!!

Case 2:
George M. Simon didn't want to die so he sent it to 4 people... If it were up to me, he would have died!

Case 3:
Valarie Tyler only had 7 people to send it to... Because she has no friends! Who would want to be the friend of somebody who spreads chain letters anyway?

Case 4:
Derek Minse sent it to 12 people and found a $100.00 bill on the ground the next day! When he picked it up, a sniper shot him in the head! I think I know the 12 people that hired him to do that!

In conclusion:
Chain letters are stupid! Only people with no life start them and all the idiots out there spread them until they get out of control! We, the people, have the power to stop them by ignoring them! If we just ignore them, they will someday vanish off the face of the earth forever!

I hugh tot he guy who wrote this; you are my hero man! (and a kick in the balls to the idiots who chain spread them.... you are just as idiot as the one from the original chain).


ps: a one minute draw:

Chain letters

Comments (9)

Hi, I am Teddy. I make chain letters because I suck. Post this on every single movie you see to get a higher review count. Do this quickly before you get review-banned for being a fat, dumb loser!

Heh, I just made a big one up just to see what response I'd get.
<a href="http://jonbro.newgrounds.com/news/post/22991">http://jonbro.newgrounds.com/news/pos t/22991</a>

Hi, I am Teddy. I make chain letters because I suck. Post this on every single movie you see to get a higher review count. Do this quickly before you get review-banned for being a fat, dumb loser!

nice drawing


He he, Teddy... he he............. intiminating....

i think your right i didnt die the next day because i replyed it 12 times but that was because i was bored
but people who make chain letters should be blammed except for me i was bored when i replyed 12 time ^-^' but i made fun of teddy mwahahahaha:

hi im teddy and i suck big cock and make people beleive that im dead if you start chain letters you will die the next day dont beleive me:

case 1 victor frederick:
made chain letter and i went over his house and killed the fuck out of him
case 2:
i made chain letter and i started to think hmmm im a real bitch ass mother fucker because i made this chain letter , hmm how to kill my self
thats it ill chop my penis off

so remember if you post chain letters your going to end up like teddy with no [ penis]
if you thought this shit was funny pm me ^-^ so i know that this shit was funny

lol, seriously, i think NG got hit by a big wave of spam chain letters yesterday. I saw a whole bunch and were about that teddy thing.

I just don't get it. I don't understand why people would start these chain letters. If there was some monetary gain from it, or it was an advertisement campaign or something, but there is NO point whatsoever.


Arent you on mcleodgaming's forum?
I used to do so and i belive i remember your name and avatar.


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