I can't believe the amount of stupid which is posting things about dieing in the portal reviews, and yet, they continue spreding without getting banned.
I mean, people: "GET A LIFE, DAMN IT!"; how can it be that you spare your time making stupid chain spreeds?, its's not funny, is annoying, and it makes people wanna hit you in the head with a hammer.
The best think I've found this far is this one:
Hi, I am Teddey! I am some random loser on NewGrounds who has nothing productive to do with his spare time so I go around putting chain letters on random movies and games and I threaten to kill anybody who reads this and doesn't spread the word.
Case 1:
Patty Buckles doesn't believe in chain letters so she didn't send it to anybody... THAT'S BECAUSE SHE HAS A LIFE!!!
Case 2:
George M. Simon didn't want to die so he sent it to 4 people... If it were up to me, he would have died!
Case 3:
Valarie Tyler only had 7 people to send it to... Because she has no friends! Who would want to be the friend of somebody who spreads chain letters anyway?
Case 4:
Derek Minse sent it to 12 people and found a $100.00 bill on the ground the next day! When he picked it up, a sniper shot him in the head! I think I know the 12 people that hired him to do that!
In conclusion:
Chain letters are stupid! Only people with no life start them and all the idiots out there spread them until they get out of control! We, the people, have the power to stop them by ignoring them! If we just ignore them, they will someday vanish off the face of the earth forever!
I hugh tot he guy who wrote this; you are my hero man! (and a kick in the balls to the idiots who chain spread them.... you are just as idiot as the one from the original chain).
salu2's
ps: a one minute draw:
JonBro
Hi, I am Teddy. I make chain letters because I suck. Post this on every single movie you see to get a higher review count. Do this quickly before you get review-banned for being a fat, dumb loser!